I am waiting for my federal tax return (USA) to get a laptop to run OpenBSD
on. I don't really know if this message is going to be format acceptable
for this (through stripping or whatnot) I am using Windows 10 with gmail. I
feel like I really don't have much control over my email situation right
now since it is not like a postfix or sendmail with fetchmail and mutt and
all that stuff. So, if this made it through and it is offending and was not
somehow automatically rejected don't flame me please.
My motivation for potentially getting into programming for OpenBSD :
Anyway, on topic : Hmmm, where to start ? It seems to me the hacker
community should treat Linux as a complete joke since it seems to me the
odds of any random Linux box, chosen at random, there is like a 1,000 to
one odds (at best, maybe, I am being too generous here) of it not being
hosed by the NSA. I mean bothanspy and an array other things that is a
positive affirmative. Proving that OpenBSD does not have any FBI or NSA or
whatever back door is trying to prove a negative or something (does that
make sense?). OpenBSD code auditing has not (at least ostensibly) shown
there to be such a thing (that is a win for OpenBSD) although some Linux
dweeb (sorry for the insult it was useful for him to point them out) found
like 25 OpenBSD kernel bugs and then went around crying the sky is falling
like chicken little with the stale 1990s slashdot.org meme that the BSDs
Anyway, I listened and read some of ex-NetBSD hackers Julian Assange's
stuff such "Cypherpunks : Freedom and the Future of the Internet". All
these events made me think just "wow, the world is tottally screwed up !"
What the hell happened to the world where Linux is taking the mantle of
FOSS ? I guess Linux kind of cool in the 1990s, it had a cool mascot and a
relatively knowledgeable users base but then the pinheads like Poettering
showed up. He seems not to care about POSIX and has never read ESR's "The
Art of Unix Programming" (ESR the old school Linux icon actually eventually
went on to extol the virtues of the BSD liscense over the GPL if I am not
mistaken). If someone pointed that book out to him he would probably be
like :" what ? that book is old ! let me go consult my windows programming
book instead ( I am joking). Anyway, most Linux users use Ubuntu or Mint or
whatever but with crappy man pages , no source code (it is not Gentoo or
slackware although you can technically get source code but how many o them
do that ?), and the GUI anti-CLI mindset how exactly are this idiots
supposed to evolve into programmers ? They won't these idiots like :
"Systemd ! it makes the desktop better even though Linux is a complete
failure on the desktop and all I care about is installing apps and using
facebook !" meanwhile the future of the internet is at stake ! so I think
you can get the gist of my motivation here with out me having to rant and
rave anymore on this.
Yes, I know it is ironic or possibly hypocritical to be talking about NSA
snooping while writing an email from gmail.
So, anyway, my main reason for writing this email is to get your opinion
and books and a few other things. The OpenBSD website recommends some
programming books. Are all these books necessary to be read, in syntopical
fashion, before even beginning to think about my code in a serious way ?
Also, what do you think about Diomidis Spinellis's books : "Code Reading"
and "Code Quality" ? He seems to be the anti-Kernigan in style but that
does not necessarily mean the books are not potentially good per se.
Obviously, things like K&R The C Programming Language Language (2nd
edition) are canonical bibles but these other kind of books I am asking
about don't fall under the same category IMHO.
Also, to go a little off topic some of you may have heard of Malcolm's
Gladwell's book "Outliers" ( a New York Times best seller ! Yes, I am a New
York. OpenBSD elitist but New Yorker's are elitist too : if you are not
from New York we generally don't like you). In it he claims it takes an
average 10,0000 hours to become a master at something. So it seems to me I
have all these books I have to read (some potentially syntopically but all
anlaytically) plus a possible 10,0000 hours of writing code before I can
start submitting code to OpenBSD. In the interim hopefully I will submit
bug reports then baby step to small bug patches then bam ! Full blown CVS
access (last time I read the OpenBSD site and used OpenBSD , years ago,
things were CVS and not subversion).
Also, where is the best place, in your opinion, to have my code critiqued
online ? I am not just going to spam developer mailing list with 'newbie'
code ? I do not have access to my old daemonforums account for a technical
reason I dont want to mention (No, I did not get banned !) so that is
probably the main reason why you are reading this message on the 'official'
OpenBSD mailing list. I did not really want to send it here. Is reading
code on the obsfucated C programming website necessary to get a feel for
blatant bad style code ?
So , those are my pertinent germane questions.
I leave you guys with some potentially explosive flame material (I just put
one my flame retardant suit). If any OpenBSD developers are secretly
putting NSA backdoors or trojans in the code through faults in the compiler
itself or whatever stop and think about math ! For instance, if a Canadian
or American takes a trip to Europe the statistical probability of being
killed in a terrorist attack is smaller than the chance of getting in a
car accident (at least for Americans). Bottom like is terrorism is rare and
the OpenBSD user and code base is not that large : therefore the
probability of terrorists using OpenBSD is very small so that is not a good
reason to sell out to big brother. Who pictures someone like Osama Bin
Laden , before his death, sitting down using OpenBSD ? No one. It is bad
enough some arcane formula of everyday items bought at target or some wonky
algorithm at Facebook can false flag someone as terrorist I really don't
want that nonsense in OpenBSD.
I am not making any wild accusations or blaming anyone of misdeeds or
anything like that : It is just that OpenBSD is Unix for Practical
Paranoid. Unfortunately , I have to end this email here because the men in
the white coats just arrived in the paddy wagon and there are here to lock
me up in a mental asylum for 'paranoid schizophrenia' ! Just kidding !
P.S. I am not running OpenBSD in a virtual machine in Windows (I don't
want to do that) so I am waiting to buy another laptop (my last one broke).
That gives me some more time to catch up on my reading.
On Wed, May 30, 2018 at 11:41:00PM -0400, Kevin Burke wrote:
> Also, where is the best place, in your opinion, to have my code critiqued
> online ? I am not just going to spam developer mailing list with 'newbie'
> code ? I do not have access to my old daemonforums account for a technical
> reason I dont want to mention (No, I did not get banned !) so that is
> probably the main reason why you are reading this message on the 'official'
> OpenBSD mailing list. I did not really want to send it here. Is reading
> code on the obsfucated C programming website necessary to get a feel for
> blatant bad style code ?
I'm sort of in the same boat as you are. I've been trying to get my programming
skills up to speed so that I can make valuable contributions to OpenBSD
since I get so much value out of the OS. It has been educational to read
the tech@ and ports@ mailing lists to see what other more experienced
contributors are doing.
Also, check out the coding style(9) guide in the manual. And download
the source code and read the source for programs that you use often.
Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
> On Wed, May 30, 2018 at 11:41:00PM -0400, Kevin Burke wrote:
> > Also, where is the best place, in your opinion, to have my code critiqued
> > online ? I am not just going to spam developer mailing list with 'newbie'
> > code ? I do not have access to my old daemonforums account for a
> > reason I dont want to mention (No, I did not get banned !) so that is
> > probably the main reason why you are reading this message on the
> > OpenBSD mailing list. I did not really want to send it here. Is reading
> > code on the obsfucated C programming website necessary to get a feel for
> > blatant bad style code ?
> I'm sort of in the same boat as you are. I've been trying to get my
> skills up to speed so that I can make valuable contributions to OpenBSD
> since I get so much value out of the OS. It has been educational to read
> the tech@ and ports@ mailing lists to see what other more experienced
> contributors are doing.
> Also, check out the coding style(9) guide in the manual. And download
> the source code and read the source for programs that you use often.
> Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
> -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.